So heres to towny lingo,
I got my roots right, bingo!
Must we forget Madam Penelope,
Who for all you know may just elope-
Nah am serious, pretty serious,
She's on her way to LA, devious,
We just warned her about the ring,
"Make fun make fun" she'll sing,
Our chai time maasti,
She is one mahan hasthi,
Hailing from downtown mumbai,
Big time comedy with chai,
'Koso door' she goes,
'Watever' to her woes.
Dont panga aadayify with her,
Cos she'll say, 'go jump', udher,
'Pretty please with a cherry on top',
A show with her would never flop,
Heres to you my DBA,
I hope I did make your day.
© Zoe k
ps : To my non umd-club junta, this is townie lingo and to understand this poem you need to be on par with townie lingo feel free to schedule a prep class with me or Miss Penelope :)